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August 02 2014

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schindermania:

when you use pizza as your planchette, all signs should point to yes!

another-normal-anomaly:

another-normal-anomaly:

commanderabutt:

disliking cheaters =/= slut shaming

Disliking a broad group of people because of the sport they do isn’t slut shaming necessarily, but it is ridiculous. Disliking one or more specific cheerleaders is okay.

I fucking misread cheaters as cheerleaders

how did I manage to fuck up that bad

I couldn’t fuck up that bad if I tried

shit

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littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR

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Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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ophiucha:

trans!albus potter headcanon: when albus is like five or so, he comes up to harry and says, timidly, ‘daddy, i think i’m a boy’ and harry goes into supportive parent mode and just automatically says ‘that’s great son’ and they hug and then albus asks, ‘can you give me a new name, daddy?’ because albus knows all of their names come from his father and mother’s loved ones and he thinks it’s important to keep that going.

but harry’s just freaking out mentally because damn, he wasted sirius by using it as a middle name for james but he doesn’t want to tell his son to wait until he’s slept on it for his name so he just blurts out ‘albus severus’ and for a second, he’s mentally cursing because that is a terrible name but albus loves it! he kisses harry on the cheek and immediately tells everyone his great new name so it just sticks.

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

meggiry:

fleur delacour left her homeland and her family to live in a foreign place during a wizarding war that she could have easily avoided altogether in france to stay by her husband’s side even though his family was one of the biggest blood traitors and therefore biggest targets and even actively participated in the rebellion WHY DON’T PEOPLE LIKE FLEUR DELACOUR

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alluringalliteration:

wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree and

woah

Birnam Wood’s on the march

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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2014 so far

puppyresidue:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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July:

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revanism:

kuklarusskaya:

If you hate Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman because she’s Jewish, gtfo. I don’t have time for your antisemitic ass. 

G-d forbid we have a jewish superhero

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ashkenazi-autie:

bisexual-community:

Looking for some cool bisexual flair to sport during Rosh Hashanah (or starting your list for some early Hanukkah shopping)? BiNet USA has you covered with a wide range of Proud To Be Jewish and Bi items from Bi Ties to Bi Tees and everything in between.  

Here is a small sample of what’s available, Click the LINK to see everything they have.

YES

she-wants-the-eod:

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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Me during land nav

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

shortylego:

jellybeing:

what

wait a freaking second

who is jensen ackles

i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob 

this guy

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i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..

i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name

This is the most serious post on this entire website

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fuckyeahlesbianliterature:

[image description: the cover of Hello, Groin by Beth Goobie]

queerbookrecs:

Hello, Groin (2006) by Beth Goobie

”Anyway, why does that part of your body have to be treated like a wild animal that should be caged and controlled? Why can’t it be about decency and honor, and what’s true and good? And wise,” I added defiantly, crossing my arms over my chest.

When Dylan agrees to create a display for the school library, she has no idea of the trouble it’s going to cause- for her principal, her family, her boyfriend Cam, and her best friend Jocelyn. And for Dylan herself. If only her English class had been studying a normal, run-of-the-mill, mundane book like Lord of the Flies instead of Foxfire things wouldn’t have gotten so twisted. Then the world wouldn’t have gone into such a massive funk. And then Dylan wouldn’t have had to face her deepest fear and the way she was letting it run her life. 

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